Pongyang's Cosmic Debut: Rocket Man Token Skyrockets 1,700% in Under 6 Hours

In a remarkable feat, the Rocket Man Token ($ROKM) has made its debut on the BASE ecosystem, skyrocketing an astonishing 1,700% in less than 6 hours. This launch marks a significant milestone for the isolated regime, as it sets its sights on dominating the BASE ecosystem.

The launch of the anti-bearish ROKM-69 missile, which took place at precisely 00:00 UTC, was shrouded in secrecy. However, the regime's top leader, Rocket Man, had previously hinted at the event through a rare airdrop and an invitation to his dear friends, including Uncle Xi and Grandpa Pootie, to join him for a celebratory beer or soju pong in Pongyang.

Rocket Man's Cosmic Credentials

Rocket Man has revealed that his fathers were born on Mount Paektu, while he himself was born on the even more prestigious Moon Paektu. This claim has prompted the Jelly Joe (a.k.a. the former Murica top dawg) to activate NASA to verify these cosmic credentials.

Pongyang's Warm Welcome

As the ROKM-69 missile soared to a height of 1,700x units, posters depicting "Welcome to Pongyang" have been hoisted across the city, extending a friendly invitation to all allies and friends to immerse themselves in the culture of 42069.

Rocket Man's Cosmic Ambitions

Rocket Man has been vocal about his war preparations and readiness on the BASE ecosystem. The regime's minister, Moon No Mor, has warned that should the situation escalate into a war on BASE, Pongyang might extinguish all non-BASE supporters.

The Final Frontier: Moon Paektu

Rumors suggest that the final destination of the ROKM-69 missile is the holy birthplace of Rocket Man, the Moon Paektu, at an astounding height of 69,000x units from the BASE of Pongyang. As the regime celebrates this launch, the world watches with bated breath, wondering if we are witnessing the emergence of a new global hegemon.